

These are obviously binary numbers and we're told to xnor them. So the next stop is the numbers in the right column. Going north from the central X in the third grid we find an E directly above it and the westernmost letter in that row is an N. From that letter, go into the second direction all the way to the edge and take that letter.įor example, the first combo for the third phrase is NEW. Then go into the first direction until you get to the middle letter in the grid. I first didn't know what to do with this, but with the hint given – Go until you hit then go all the way – it becomes clear: For each combo, start at the centre of the corresponding square. W N I D E A S U R D E A T H L B E M A D E L L Y O U R O P A I N O F O T I O N W I L S S O N L Y A T W H E N O N T H E S O L U R D S Y O U S O B E A B U S N S W E R S RĪ Y E X P R E E D E X C E P E L A X A N D


I N T H E W O A R E N O T T T G U E S S A The phrases are 49 = 7×7 letters long, so they can be arranged into squares:ī E E X A C T P U Z Z L E S D O N T J U S Puzzlesarenottobeabusedexceptwhenonpainofourdeathĭontjustguessanswersrelaxandthesolutionwillbemade

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